Team Fortress 2 | I WANT TO BELIEVE

jello
13 luglio 2013, 13:52

13 luglio 2013, 13:52

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Frozenstorm ha scritto:Niente più immunità agli headshot? Io ne sono felicissimo

Oltre a essere immune non potevi neanche farli e avevi come secondaria uno scudo che ti dava 25 hp in più ma che secondo me è abbastanza inutile

Gamer T
13 luglio 2013, 15:31

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Uff...non posso inviare ancora richieste...

Mi aggiungete voi?
Vi prego,sono cosi solo... :@@:

Clicca qui per iniziare una bellissima avventura.

SPOILER | Mostra: It all started when our over-heralded star, Sal, woke up in a magical cornfield. It was the third time it had happened. Feeling scarcely stunned, Sal hit a banana, thinking it would make him feel better (but as usual, it did not). Duly ecstatic about the looming crises, he realized that his beloved ass was missing! Immediately he called his so-called buddy, Red&Green. Sal had known Red&Green for (plus or minus) 11,000 years, the majority of which were striking ones. Red&Green was unique. He was intelligent though sometimes a little... insensitive. Sal called him anyway, for the situation was urgent.

Red&Green picked up to a very ecstatic Sal. Red&Green calmly assured him that most spotted wolf hamsters shudder before mating, yet 3-legged wallabies usually earnestly belch *after* mating. He had no idea what that meant; he was only concerned with distracting Sal. Why was Red&Green trying to distract Sal? Because he had snuck out from Sal's with the ass only six days prior. It was a enchanting little ass... how could he resist?

It didn't take long before Sal got back to the subject at hand: his ass. Red&Green turned red. Relunctantly, Red&Green invited him over, assuring him they'd find the ass. Sal grabbed his elephant and disembarked immediately. After hanging up the phone, Red&Green realized that he was in trouble. He had to find a place to hide the ass and he had to do it recklessly. He figured that if Sal took the 'modded' Civic, he had take at least four minutes before Sal would get there. But if he took the Mudkip98's car? Then Red&Green would be very screwed.

Before he could come up with any reasonable ideas, Red&Green was interrupted by six dimwitted Zackees that were lured by his ass. Red&Green cringed; 'Not again', he thought. Feeling exasperated, he aimlessly reached for his gerbil and skillfully groped every last one of them. Apparently this was an adequate deterrent--the discouraged critters began to scurry back toward the swamp, squealing with discontent. He exhaled with relief. That's when he heard the Mudkip98's car rolling up. It was Sal.

Just yonder, Sal was struggling to make his way through the swamp behind Red&Green's place. Sal had severely hurt his ear during the window incident, and was starting to lose strength. Another pack of feral Zackees suddenly appeared, having caught wind of the ass. One by one they latched on to Sal. Already weakened from his injury, Sal yielded to the furry onslaught and collapsed. The last thing he saw before losing consciousness was a buzzing horde of Zackees running off with his ass.

But then God came down with His clever smile and restored Sal's ass. Feeling exasperated, God smote the Zackees for their injustice. Then He got in His 'modded' Civic and blasted away with the fortitude of 200,000 Indonesian devil cats running from a big pack of legless puppies. Sal vomited with joy when he saw this. His ass was safe. It was a good thing, too, because in nine minutes his favorite TV show, Pippe mentali, was going to come on (followed immediately by 'When South American hissing sloths meet malaria'). Sal was elated. And so, everyone except Red&Green and a few bloody glove-toting venomous koalas lived blissfully happy, forever after.

Zebrick
13 luglio 2013, 17:35

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Frozenstorm ha scritto:Niente più immunità agli headshot? Io ne sono felicissimo

Gerry™ ha scritto:
Frozenstorm ha scritto:Niente più immunità agli headshot? Io ne sono felicissimo
Oltre a essere immune non potevi neanche farli e avevi come secondaria uno scudo che ti dava 25 hp in più ma che secondo me è abbastanza inutile

Il Darwin's Danger Shield ora da il 15% di resistenza ai proiettili, quindi, se indossato, permetterà allo sniper di subire un headshot non caricato e sopravvivere con 7 hp.

Gamer T ha scritto:Uff...non posso inviare ancora richieste...
Mi aggiungete voi?
Vi prego,sono cosi solo... :@@:

Almeno abbi la briga di mettere qui il tuo indirizzo steam.

Se solamente potessi fermare il tempo...

Gamer T
13 luglio 2013, 17:38

13 luglio 2013, 17:38

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Zebrick ha scritto:
Gamer T ha scritto:Uff...non posso inviare ancora richieste...
Mi aggiungete voi?
Vi prego,sono cosi solo... :@@:
Almeno abbi la briga di mettere qui il tuo indirizzo steam.

http://steamcommunity.com/id/flash0112

Clicca qui per iniziare una bellissima avventura.

SPOILER | Mostra: It all started when our over-heralded star, Sal, woke up in a magical cornfield. It was the third time it had happened. Feeling scarcely stunned, Sal hit a banana, thinking it would make him feel better (but as usual, it did not). Duly ecstatic about the looming crises, he realized that his beloved ass was missing! Immediately he called his so-called buddy, Red&Green. Sal had known Red&Green for (plus or minus) 11,000 years, the majority of which were striking ones. Red&Green was unique. He was intelligent though sometimes a little... insensitive. Sal called him anyway, for the situation was urgent.

Red&Green picked up to a very ecstatic Sal. Red&Green calmly assured him that most spotted wolf hamsters shudder before mating, yet 3-legged wallabies usually earnestly belch *after* mating. He had no idea what that meant; he was only concerned with distracting Sal. Why was Red&Green trying to distract Sal? Because he had snuck out from Sal's with the ass only six days prior. It was a enchanting little ass... how could he resist?

It didn't take long before Sal got back to the subject at hand: his ass. Red&Green turned red. Relunctantly, Red&Green invited him over, assuring him they'd find the ass. Sal grabbed his elephant and disembarked immediately. After hanging up the phone, Red&Green realized that he was in trouble. He had to find a place to hide the ass and he had to do it recklessly. He figured that if Sal took the 'modded' Civic, he had take at least four minutes before Sal would get there. But if he took the Mudkip98's car? Then Red&Green would be very screwed.

Before he could come up with any reasonable ideas, Red&Green was interrupted by six dimwitted Zackees that were lured by his ass. Red&Green cringed; 'Not again', he thought. Feeling exasperated, he aimlessly reached for his gerbil and skillfully groped every last one of them. Apparently this was an adequate deterrent--the discouraged critters began to scurry back toward the swamp, squealing with discontent. He exhaled with relief. That's when he heard the Mudkip98's car rolling up. It was Sal.

Just yonder, Sal was struggling to make his way through the swamp behind Red&Green's place. Sal had severely hurt his ear during the window incident, and was starting to lose strength. Another pack of feral Zackees suddenly appeared, having caught wind of the ass. One by one they latched on to Sal. Already weakened from his injury, Sal yielded to the furry onslaught and collapsed. The last thing he saw before losing consciousness was a buzzing horde of Zackees running off with his ass.

But then God came down with His clever smile and restored Sal's ass. Feeling exasperated, God smote the Zackees for their injustice. Then He got in His 'modded' Civic and blasted away with the fortitude of 200,000 Indonesian devil cats running from a big pack of legless puppies. Sal vomited with joy when he saw this. His ass was safe. It was a good thing, too, because in nine minutes his favorite TV show, Pippe mentali, was going to come on (followed immediately by 'When South American hissing sloths meet malaria'). Sal was elated. And so, everyone except Red&Green and a few bloody glove-toting venomous koalas lived blissfully happy, forever after.

jello
13 luglio 2013, 17:42

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Mi era sfuggita la cosa del danger shield, grazie

Darksilver
28 agosto 2013, 14:26

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The Ring of Fired

Primo numero di una miniserie di 6 fumetti dedicati ai nostri mercenari preferiti; è la prima volta che viene pubblicato un fumetto di Team Fortress 2 senza essere legato ad un qualche particolare update (almeno al momento). Il prossimo numero uscirà tra due mesi.
Ed è dannatamente epico (e ricco di cliffhanger, dannazione).

That is not dead which can eternal lie, and with strange aeons, even death may die.

Darklink88
14 novembre 2013, 22:18

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Rianimo il topic perché ho una domanda. Io e Gamer T, in questi giorni, stiamo facendo un po' di Mann Up, operazione motore meccanico. Quando, dall'11 circa, non riusciamo a trovare NESSUN SERVER. E aspettiamo ore. E' normale? Vi è capitato? Come avete risolto? Grazie in anticipo per le risposte.

Danganronpa è bello giocatelo

Zebrick
14 novembre 2013, 23:16

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Sono sempre stati dei server del cavolo, basta aspettare.

Se solamente potessi fermare il tempo...

Darksilver
23 novembre 2013, 13:20

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Nuovo update per la modalità Mann vs. Machine: Two Cities
Giorno 1: Mannhatthan
Giorno 2: Rottenburg

Oltre all'introduzione di due nuove mappe per la modalità MvM, e una creata dalla comunità, vi sono alcuni aggiornamenti enll'hub, nuovi tipi di upgrade per le armi, e l'introduzione di due nuovi elementi di gameplay: la possibilità di creare scudi che bloccano i colpi nemici (ma non quelli degli alleati), e la possibilità per un medico di far rivivere un compagno semplicemente usando la medigun sul cadavere (ora segnalato da uno speciale ologramma), senza aspettare il respawn.

Ah, e in più, nuovo video!
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=pl ... bOBcHGwWDg[/youtube]

That is not dead which can eternal lie, and with strange aeons, even death may die.

Darksilver
6 dicembre 2013, 18:11

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#2 - Unhappy Returns

[div style="position:absolute;right:10px;bottom:5px;"][/div] Immagine

That is not dead which can eternal lie, and with strange aeons, even death may die.

Gianshulka
6 dicembre 2013, 18:36

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ahahahaha fantastico xD

Stormkyleis
7 dicembre 2013, 0:47

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La citazione ad Ace Attorney yyesh

Darksilver
3 aprile 2014, 18:38

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#3 - A Cold Day in Hell
Immagine

Dannati, più vanno avanti e più si superano con questi fumetti. Perchè non fanno una serie regolare?

Ah, in più una nuova mappa sulla Luna e nuovi aggiornamenti dal Workshop.
Immagine

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Darksilver
18 giugno 2014, 16:51

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viva i doppi post

Se ne parlava da più di un anno, e alla fine eccolo qua. Un video di animazione di ben 15 minuti. Un gioiellino.
Fa parte della serie di update Love and War, che seguirà per i prossimi due giorni.

That is not dead which can eternal lie, and with strange aeons, even death may die.

Jun Bird
18 giugno 2014, 16:56

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Darksilver ha scritto:viva i doppi post

Se ne parlava da più di un anno, e alla fine eccolo qua. Un video di animazione di ben 15 minuti. Un gioiellino.
Fa parte della serie di update Love and War, che seguirà per i prossimi due giorni.

Visto stamattina, oro.

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